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🔥 The Baron: Rule the Heights 🔥
Regal, refined, unstoppable. For the man who commands respect with every step.
PRICE: $25
Your moment to take the crown has arrived.
💪 The Muscle: Own the Streets. 💪
Grit, strength, and loyalty. For the man who stands tall no matter the odds.
PRICE: $25
Be the story they’ll never stop telling.
♠️ The Fence: Play the Game. ♠️
Sleek, cunning, untouchable. For the man who always stays two steps ahead.
PRICE: $25
Outsmart the competition and own the edge.
Why Neon Beard Oils?
We’re Gareth and Todd—two dads, business owners, busy people, and unapologetic nerds. Oh, and we’re both proud beard-wearers. So naturally, we wanted the best for our beards—something that made us feel good and look great.
But here’s the thing: when we went looking for products that matched our vibe, it was all Vikings, lumberjacks, and skull motifs. You know the stuff—stag horns, pirate eye patches, overly gritty branding. And while there’s nothing wrong with that, it just didn’t feel like us.
So, we decided to create Neon Gents: beard care with a modern edge, inspired by electric neon vibes and built for men who want to stand out in their own unique way.
What Makes Our Oils Different?
Top-Shelf Quality
We didn’t just aim for a new look—we aimed for the best. Our beard oils are made with premium, beard-health-conscious ingredients that care for your beard (and the skin underneath). Nourishing, lightweight, and non-greasy, they’re designed to leave your beard soft, strong, and easy to style.Legendary Scents
Let’s be honest: beard oils should smell amazing—not just for you, but for anyone lucky enough to catch a whiff. That’s why we crafted fragrances that go beyond “woodsy” or “generic cologne.” Each scent tells a story, with layers of bold, unique aromas designed to match your personality.A Fresh Take
Neon Gents isn’t about fitting into old stereotypes—it’s about breaking them. Whether you’re a leader like The Baron, a force like The Muscle, or a strategist like The Fence, our products are built to complement the many ways men express their power, creativity, and style.
Why We Do It
At Neon Gents, we believe beard care is more than a routine—it’s a way to take pride in yourself. It’s about carving out a moment in your busy life to focus on you. That’s what we wanted for ourselves, and that’s what we want for you.
So, to everyone who’s joined the Neon Gents crew: you’re not just smart, handsome, and charismatic (obviously), but you’re also part of a movement to redefine what it means to care for yourself in style.
For those who haven’t joined yet? We think you’re probably all those things too—but maybe it’s time to make it official. 😉
Neon Gents: Different by design. Excellent by choice.
Cheers,
Gareth M. & Todd C.
Founders of Neon Gents
The Baron: Rule the Heights.
The Baron doesn’t chase power—he attracts it.
Master of the unseen, ruler of the untouchable, this man commands with a quiet authority that leaves no room for doubt. Every glance, every step, every word radiates dominance. The Baron’s scent speaks volumes—bold, refined, and magnetic, it’s the fragrance of a man who’s always ten steps ahead.
Scent Profile:
Top Notes: Bergamot, Mandarin, Green Apple, Lime
Middle Notes: Tobacco, Sea Spray, Rosewood
Base Notes: Patchouli, Cedar Wood, Leather, Musk
“Wear the crown. Make them feel it.”
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The Muscle: Own the Streets.
The Muscle doesn’t walk into a room—he takes it over.
Known for strength, grit, and loyalty, he’s the legend people whisper about when courage feels like a gamble. The stories are true, and his presence is as undeniable as his scent. Rich, warm, and deeply masculine, it carries the weight of someone who knows exactly who he is and what he’s capable of.
Scent Profile:
Top Notes: Cinnamon Leaf, Bergamot
Middle Notes: Elemi (Spicy Citrus), Oudh Wood
Base Notes: Cedar Wood, Patchouli, Leather, Amber
“Be the story they tell for generations.”
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The Fence: Play the Game.
The Fence isn’t just part of the hustle—he is the hustle.
Every move is calculated, every deal a masterpiece. Smooth as silk but sharp as a blade, he’s always two moves ahead. His scent is just as layered—fresh and vibrant with a hint of danger, perfectly balanced to keep you guessing. With the Fence, nothing is ever as it seems.
Scent Profile:
Top Notes: Pine, Herbal, Bergamot, Citrus, Aldehyde
Middle Notes: Floral, Rosewood, Carnation, Rose, Jasmine
Base Notes: Musk, Cinnamon, Spice, Cedar Wood, Amber, Vanilla
“Win the game before they even know they’re playing.”
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